Anonymous asked: what does the last text in your inbox say? whens your birthday? whos your best friend? do you have a boyfriend? cats?

Lolwut. Uhm, my last text says “Good morning babe” uh, my birthday is december 11th. My best friend is Erin, I have a boyfriend and I love cats. Ok.

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tranquil-spirit: maui-kids: saola: Its smart, its water lolol so refreshing (via imgTumble)
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My mom’s a cunt holy moses I need to move out

She’s sitting there ranting about my dad like she expects me to choose sides or something. I defend him obviously because he’s my dad and she goes all ballistic bitch on my ass.

Monkey in the middle don’t mind me
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